Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Bible-thumper dislikes Harriet the Spy

I remember loving Harriet the Spy as a kid. Lucky me for having normal non-crazy parents who didn't freak out because the characters weren't all that nice.
This book is devoid of all morals. I encourage all parents to encourage your children to read really good children's literature, the BIBLE and forgo this trash. All of the characters are mean, and unlikable. I especially abhor the part when Harriet hangs the fetal pig in the school's stairwell. I homeschool all of our 7 children, and I read everything that I assign them to read. I couln't get past the first chapter of this book before I was ready to throw up in disgust.
There is so much wrong with this review that I don't know quite where to start.

1) The Bible as children's literature. Considering that the bible teaches children that it's okay to kill the children of people who are mean to you and that girls who get raped should marry their rapists, I'm not sure I'd recommend it for adults.

2) Seven kids. SEVEN KIDS. SEVEN FUCKING KIDS.

3) Fetal pig hate is not cool, mmmkay?

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I'd like to think that review was done by someone parodying how a bible-thumper would write a review. Simply terrible!

It is Harriet the Freakin' Spy, not the Satanic Bible or something.

And those kids are gonna grow up and have their own kids...

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